I Want to Live in a Republican Dystopia

I Want to Live in a Republican Dystopia

There is nothing on the planet that sounds more appealing than living in a 2016 conservative's worst nightmare. If I could ride a poster of Ronald Reagan at lightspeed to shift into the alternate dimension the modern Republican Party conceives of as the worst case scenario I would be stealing plutonium right this second.…

And the Losers Are…

And the Losers Are…

It would have been nice to hear actual debate on fundamental disagreements on issues, but instead we became the viewing audience at a elaborately produced play paid for and choreographed by PACs and rich people. Every few years, the audience gets to vote, choosing between a party that proudly proclaims empty nationalist rhetoric, and a party that stands weakly and ambivalently for some things that matter.…

Blogging While Intoxicated: Back to the Workhouse edition

Blogging While Intoxicated: Back to the Workhouse edition

By Alex Wukman It’s rare that America’s War on the Poor becomes…

Blogging while intoxicated slight reprise: Herman Cain cigarettes and alcohol

Blogging while intoxicated slight reprise: Herman Cain cigarettes and alcohol

By Alex Wukman I don’t know why I do this to myself.…

Blogging While Intoxicated: riding the Cain train

Blogging While Intoxicated: riding the Cain train

By Alex Wukman How often do you find yourself wondering exactly how…

Blogging While Intoxicated: Broseph and the Mantini edition

By Alex Wukman Two Weeks Ago: “Where’d you get your information,” snarls…

Grade School Confidential

Grade School Confidential

By Alex Wukman As no one needs to be reminded this spring’s…